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  • Chris Wins Again, Takes Home Sixth Trophy

    The A division winners: 2nd place Mike, 1st place Chris, and 3rd place Adam.
    The A division winners: 2nd place Mike, 1st place Chris, and 3rd place Adam.

    Chris emerged from the second-chance bracket to defeat Mike S. and win Season 6 of the Lansing Pinball League.  The nail-biting finale required him to win two best-of-three rounds against Mike, whom he had already faced, and been defeated by, in the first round.  In a surprising twist, Adam and Chris – the favored finalists – met up in the second-chance bracket’s semi-finals, leading to a victory for undefeated league champion Chris and a third place finish for league newcomer Adam.

    Matt and Russell
    Russell gets ready to dominate B division.

    Meanwhile, Russell had his second consecutive B division victory, defeating Terry in the finals.  Matt came in third, resulting (surprisingly) in his first-ever Lansing Pinball League trophy.

    Matt declared the bracket a “home-wrecker bracket,” since in the first round, I played Joseph, and Matt played his own roommate Aaron.  The two trolls (as I call them), Mike S. and Chris, also had to meet up in the first round.

    Chris and Mike
    The trolls.
    Chris playing while Mike cries.
    Mike stands by while Chris puts a billion points on Getaway. Hey, it’s only pinball.

    Although Medieval Madness was out of commission (Joseph said it appeared that someone “took the castle out and shot it”), the night still ran very long, with the end of things coming at about 1 a.m.  This was due in part to Chris’s repeated choice of the long-playing Austin Powers.  He must have really wanted to win to subject himself to that.  He also played a game of Getaway during the last round of the finals that finished just shy of a billion.  This is not to say that his victory over Mike was easy: at one point he had to make up a significant deficit on his third ball of Fish Tales in a do-or-die game.  Unfortunately for Mike, third ball miracles are something of a specialty for Chris (see his win over Alex on Lord of the Rings in the Season 4 finals).

    After the end of the tournament, Adam and Sam were still up for going to Theio’s, so Joseph and I headed over to meet them after saying good night to Mike, who said he was too tired to come along.  When we got out of the car in Theio’s lot, who was standing there to greet us?  It was, of course, Mike, who had decided he really wanted to have a milkshake.  It was a short visit to Theio’s (everyone except Joseph just had dessert or milkshakes), but it still provided a fitting and traditional end to Season 6.

    Medieval Madness, sans castle
    Well, there goes my strategy.

    And with that, Season 6 is a wrap, to be followed by the traditional post-season Zen (split flipper) tournament on May 24.  Thanks are in order to Matt for getting us through another successful season.  This league is the one that introduced me to the fun of competitive pinball and got me into the Michigan pinball scene.  I can honestly say, therefore, that Matt is responsible for something that has brought a very significant amount of joy into my life.  For that I cannot thank him enough.

    I hope to see you all at the Zen Tournament!  Lots more photos of finals can be found in the photo gallery (which is plugged in to the Flickr LPL photo pool) and the complete results are also available here.

  • Final Standings for Season 6

    The following are the final standings for Season 6, decided in the playoffs on May 10:

    1. Chris
    2. Mike S.
    3. Adam
    4. Sam
    5. Sarah
    6. Heather
    7. Joseph
    8. Jimmy
    9. Russell
    10. Terry
    11. Matt
    12. Joe
    13. Aaron
    14. Greg
    15. Mike B.
    16. Gabe
    17. Jake
    18. Kandus
    19. Cattie
    20. Steve
    21. Christine
    22. Janine
    23. Sommer
    24. Allyson
    25. James
    26. Logan
    27. Maddie
  • League Night Recap for 4/26/16

    League Night #8 of 8

    Games played: Tales of the Arabian Nights, Indiana Jones, Medieval Madness, Lord of the Rings

    Adam plays Junk Yard.
    Go on, Adam. Give it a good hard shove. You know you want to!

    League Night #8 of Season 6 will no doubt go down in history as the longest league night to date.  Despite the fact that we played only 4 games (instead of 5 as had become more common this season), the night did not come to an end until after 10 p.m., as the final ball of the final game for the final group was played, by me, on Lord of the Rings.  I stood nearly alone, accompanied only by my loyal second Joseph, as everyone else had fled as soon as their ball was over.

    We were scheduled to play The Simpsons Pinball Party, but just as I had a good game starting to open up after a terrible ball 1, my multiball was interrupted by the right flipper sticking in the upward position and refusing to come down.  Matt pointed out that if it lasted four hours, we would need to call for medical assistance.  Naturally the one time Simpsons doesn’t screw me one way, it screws me another.  The game was taken out of commission and replaced with Tales of the Arabian Nights.

    Greg and Kandus chatting.
    “What are you supposed to do in Medieval Madness again?  Shoot the catapult?  Or was it the damsel ramp?” “I think you’re supposed to shoot the giant plastic castle.” “Oh… that makes sense.”

    Meanwhile, Medieval Madness was playable but playing very long, because the drawbridge was staying in the upward position, making for a much safer than usual shot at the castle.  It’s a long playing game anyway and certain parties were dreading playing it for that reason; this made it even worse, and the average score skewed very high.  Lord of the Rings had some very long playing games that night too, not because of any malfunction but just because it’s Lord of the Rings.  The only saving grace is that Indiana Jones didn’t have any problems with the idol lock.

    Unfortunately, the long playing games came on a night when, unusually for a league night, The Avenue had a show booked.  When the band started up, the opening cymbal hit was so loud that I thought someone had dropped a huge tray of dishes.  Everyone else was equally startled and several people jumped.  Matt did us all a great favor by running back to his house and getting earplugs, without which I don’t think I could have finished my game of Lord of the Rings.  Unfortunately, those not interested in the music had a strong incentive to leave as soon as they finished their games, which is part of why I was mostly on my own by the time I finished my long, long night.

    "Forget it, Mike. It's Castletown."
    “Forget it, Mike. It’s Castletown.”

    On the up side, Rich from Nomad Kitchen once again brought back the Burger Challenge.  Everyone gets one try to put up the highest score on a game of Rich’s choice (this time, Getaway), and the winner gets a burger and fries from the kitchen.  Chris put up a huge score and left instructions that if he won, he wanted the second place person to get the burger unless it was Adam.  He did indeed win, his second victory in the Nomad Challenge, and Adam came in second (he has also previously won a Nomad Challenge), so according to Chris’s instructions, third place winner Mike got the burger IOU.

    In just an hour or two, the final playoff tournament will be starting.  The point totals from Season 6 will be used to seed the A and B division tournaments.  Will Chris remain the undefeated victor?  Come by The Avenue tonight at 7 and find out!

  • Results for League Night #8, Season 6, 4/26/16

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    These are the final point totals for Season 6 and will be used to seed the final tournament.

  • Results for League Night #7, Season 6, 4/12/16

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    *Totals-to-date were not released for this week, probably due to the complicating factor of a large number of makeup games.

  • League Night Recap for 4/12/16

    Season 6, meeting #6 of 8

    Games played: Lord of the Rings, Iron Man, Monster Bash, Jack*Bot

    Mike's cake
    It wasn’t really pink. That’s just the lighting (if you can call it that) in the alcove.

    My first order of business for League Night on 4/12 was to have a private word with Matt and let him know that we had brought a surprise: a cake for Mike S., whose birthday was two days previous. Aaron jumped in and began giving me grief: how dare I make “unilateral pastry decisions” for the league? I hid the cake in more or less plain sight over near the back door and hoped Mike was too distracted to see it. When it came time to start league play, I interrupted Matt’s assignment of groups by carrying in the cake.

    Mike and his cake
    No one except Aaron objected to my unilateral pastry decision.

    Mike failed to blow out all the candles in one go, so I guess he won’t get his wish. Unless his wish was for delicious cake, since everyone seemed to agree that the cake was especially good. Thanks, Kroger bakery! Despite the excessive size of the cake (I thought more people would be there) it was three quarters gone by the end of the night and Mike took the rest home for his mom.

    This was the least-attended night we have had in a while, largely due to the absence of the entire Grand Rapids crew (Jake, Sam, and Adam). Sam was out of town on a business trip, Jake had to work (a change in schedule that may affect the rest of the season for him), and Jake is Adam’s ride. As a result, we played only four games instead of what has become our customary five. Mike S. pleaded with Matt to add the fifth game (it would have been Theater of Magic) anyway, but it didn’t work.  He and Joseph suggested they would play it anyway and write their scores down in the scoring notebook. I don’t know if they did that or not since at the end of the night I instead stayed downstairs proving to myself that I can too play Jack*Bot.

    Mike blows out the candles
    Mike failed to blow out all the candles, which is presumably why Austin Powers hasn’t been replaced yet.

    This was a bit of an odd league night all around. The smaller number of games meant that everyone finished a lot earlier than usual, on top of this, for some reason people also didn’t hang around afterward. I guess the Grand Rapids crowd must be a good bit of our social glue, because everyone abandoned ship in a hurry until only Mike, Joseph, and I remained.  We went to Theio’s, just the three of us, which just wasn’t the same.

    As of this writing Matt had not yet posted the scores due to pending makeup games, but you can also view more photos in the photo gallery. Tonight is the last regular night of the season which will determine seeding and divisions for the final playoffs. We are scheduled to play Medieval Madness, Simpsons Pinball Party, Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings, Tales of the Arabian Nights and Addams Family (with the last two being contingency games), so we can all look forward to looking at Chris’s back all evening.

  • League Night Recap for 3/22/16

    Season 6, meeting #6 of 8

    Games played: Junk Yard, Attack from Mars, The Walking Dead, Theatre of Magic, World Cup Soccer

    Sometimes I think my chicken purse is more popular than I am.
    Sometimes I think my chicken purse is more popular than I am.

     The night opened with Matt delayed by school obligations, leaving Aaron to get things organized.  Initially it appeared that this would be the first night in quite a while that we would not exceed 16 people, which would mean we would play only four games.  Then someone asked: did Aaron remember to count himself?  No, he didn’t.  But that still only got us to 16 exactly.  Did Aaron remember to count Matt, who was on the way?  He forgot that too, and so happily (for those of us who prefer longer league nights, anyway) we were bumped back up to a five game night.

    Matt, present and accounted for.
    Matt, present and accounted for.

    I mentioned to Russell that he had played a prominent role in the last league night update.  He hadn’t read it, so I filled him in about my mysterious note to myself: “Everyone gave Russell a hard time about everything.”  Someone else asked, “What was everyone giving you s— about, Russell?”  He replied that, as usual, it was about his sliding games.  He asked plaintively why he gets so much grief about that when lots of other people move the games just as much.  I have no answer to that question, but I am sure his reputation for making “Russell Grooves” was bestowed affectionately.

    Speaking of sliding, my group failed to warn Steve in time about the particular quirks of Junk Yard.  I saw him go to give it a shove and I thought, “I should probably tell him –” but by the time I my mouth caught up with my brain, he had already slam tilted.  We had to break the news that this meant he would be getting a zero, but he took it with surprising equanimity.

    Adam and Greg, working hard down in the points mine.
    Adam and Greg, working hard down in the points mine.

    I was playing The Walking Dead when the news made it upstairs: we would not be playing World Cup Soccer.  Was the ramp awarding goals again?  No, that wasn’t the problem this time.  Instead, a lightbulb had come loose and was rattling around the playfield.  WCS was out, Indiana Jones was in.  Ten minutes later, another emissary came bearing news from downstairs: we would be playing World Cup Soccer after all.  If I have it right, Chris and Sarah spent some time whacking the ball at the lightbulb until it worked its way into a spot where it couldn’t do any damage.

    Uncle Stewart wants YOU to join the Lansing Pinball League!
    Uncle Stewart wants YOU to join the Lansing Pinball League!

    I made my last pitch for people to come to the March Hare Madness tournament (more on that soon), though perhaps I shouldn’t have.  When the morning of tournament rolled around so many people had marked themselves as “attending” on Facebook that Chris split into four Chrises and ran in the cardinal directions.  But that’s another story for another recap.

    Our next league night is Tuesday (April 12), which marks one of the unusual occasions in which we have to suffer for three weeks between league nights.  There are only two meetings left this season, so the heat is really on, especially with very slim margins of points between many of the positions, and quite a few people teetering on the border between A and B divisions.  The results from this league night, and the current standings, can be viewed here.

  • Results for League Night #6, Season 6, 3/22/16

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    Results may change due to makeup games.

  • League Night Recap for 3/8/16

    Season 6, meeting #5 of 8

    Games played: Medieval Madness, Indiana Jones, Getaway, Attack from Mars, The Simpsons Pinball Party

    The other best reason to go to The Avenue. Can I have the one that fell on the windowsill?
    The other best reason to go to The Avenue. Can I have the one that fell on the windowsill?

    Joseph is a prolific writer with several blogs, and posts in at least one of them (and often more than one) every single day.  One of the habits he has cultivated is to take notes as soon as he has an idea for a blog post, so that he has something to jog his memory when he sits down to write.  I have tried to take his advice and do this myself, so when I get home from league night I usually jot down a list of phrases intended to help me remember the most interesting things I observed that evening. This usually works very well, with even terse and cryptic phrases readily bringing events back to mind.

    Usually.  This time, however, I find the following notation at the bottom of my list, verbatim: “Everyone gave Russell a hard time about everything.”  I have no idea what this refers to; I can’t remember a single thing that Russell was being hassled about, let alone everything.  On the other hand, it is not hard to picture the kind of scene that would give rise to that hyperbolic note.  I will, then, leave that as an exercise for the reader.

    Some notable appearances included Janine’s son Logan, who got some expert coaching from Chris and a photo of himself in the ‘possum comic foreground[1]; Mike’s cousin Andy, who was brought along specifically with the hope that he would push us into playing 6 games for the night (he didn’t, and ended up deciding not to play); and James, who returned after a long absence to an enthusiastic welcome.  Adam came back for his second meeting and is apparently going to be a regular from here on out, so the rest of us are going to have to step up our Attack from Mars game.

    It was voting day, so the primaries were a major topic of discussion.  Mike complained about how my “I Voted” sticker was a lot bigger and fancier than the one he got at his polling place.  I tried to avoid getting involved in political conversations, but when pinned down I did admit that I am typically a partisan voter and would vote for whomever my party nominated.

    Chris warms up for league by standing under the heat lamp.
    Chris warms up for league by standing under the heat lamp.

    Chris, overhearing this, said, “oh, so you’re a monotypic genus.”  I thought at first that it referred to having the same genus and species name, so I honestly thought for a moment that he was calling me a Rattus rattus and started to respond indignantly.  (I subsequently looked it up and learned that a species “double named” like that is actually called “tautonymous,” a word that delights me.)  After a moment I realized (correctly) that it surely referred instead to a genus that contains only one species.  I said, “Are you calling me a, uh… I can’t think of an example of a monotypic genus… oh wait, wait, I know one!  Oryctolagus!” – that being the genus of the domestic rabbit.  It was only long after the evening was over and I was back home that I realized that this is surely exactly what he meant, as I was wearing my bunny cape.  With l’esprit de l’escalier, I wished I had replied that I was a Sylvilagus.[2]

    Although Mike’s plan to have Andy push us to the six-game threshold did not come to fruition, we did play five games, which has become routine for us this season due to our increasing attendance.  One of those games was Indiana Jones… and we very nearly got away with it.  The very last group of the night suffered the usual ball-lost-in-the-idol malfunction, started another game, and had it happen again.  At that point Matt said he would just scratch IJ, and I dissolved into despair, as I’d had my best league game of it ever at the beginning of the night.  Fortunately (and, I’m embarrassed to say, partly because of my wailing), the group agreed to provisionally take their existing scores with the option to replace them with a makeup game prior to the next league meeting.

    I’m not sure what happened, but I took hardly any photos this time, so I’m sorry to say I don’t have much to show.  I seem to have gotten so engrossed in the night that I just forgot to get behind the lens.  I hope I have made up for it with this exceptionally educational recap, complete with footnotes.  As always I do have the results (pending makeup games) posted.  That’s all for now, folks, but League Night #6 is Tuesday, so I’ll see you then, and we can all resume giving Russell a hard time.

    ***

    [1] Did you know those stand-ups with a hole cut out for your face are called “comic foregrounds”?  Better, did you know they were invented and patented by C. M. Coolidge, the artist behind “dogs playing poker”?  Now you do!

    [2] A genus containing many species of cottontail rabbits.

  • Results for League Night #5, Season 6, 3/8/16

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    Results may change due to makeup games.