Tag: season 24

At our last league night, we embarked on the second set of banks, known as “Hobbes” (Bank 3) and “Spinoza” (Bank 4). Thomas Hobbes was a 17th century English philosopher known for his social contract theory, particularly its basis in his conception of the state of nature as “nasty, brutish, and short,” which very well describes almost every game I had playing on this bank. Sadly, no social contract could save me from one of my worst league nights in ages and I can only draw some solace from the existence of drop nights. “Spinoza” sounds like the name that Gottlieb would have trademarked for some ill-considered spinner gizmo in 1992, but it is actually Baruch Spinoza, a 17th century Portuguese-Dutch rationalist.

The night was enhanced by returning visitors and a new player. My friend Jake, who played in some of the earliest league seasons, made a guest appearance. I knew he was coming but had been made to promise not to tell Joseph so Jake would be able to surprise him. Later I heard the sound of Christy’s voice coming from downstairs so I went down to demand to know why she wasn’t playing in league. She reminded me (to my embarrassment) that she had already told me she would not be able to play this season but hopes to return in the fall.

The new player was Abby D., whom I know well from Belles and Chimes Grand Rapids. She has played in some tournaments at The Avenue, but had not played in the league before. In fact, she told me she had never played in any multi-week league before. I’m a big fan of the league format and hope she will enjoy it too.

Only half of the results for each bank are currently in, but right now Brian K. has the lead on Hobbes, with Danny in second and Tim in third. On Spinoza, Devon has the top spot, and there is a tie between Jason and Derik for second and third.

Our Tuesday Night Smackdown game was on Iron Maiden, which returned to the Avenue after a long absence, replacing Willy Wonka (sorry Joseph). Derik won the Smackdown championship and Joseph won the B division on The Mandalorian.

I’ll be seeing everyone very soon at our next league night, when we’ll finish up banks 3 and 4!

Our league night on January 27 wrapped up the first bank rotation, consisting of the banks named “Kant” and “Descartes,” the two philosophers who ended and started the Early Modern period, respectively. Stephanie asked, given I have made reference to owning a “Kant Touch This” T-shirt, why I didn’t wear it. I had thought of it that day, and then realized I already played Kant during the first league night and would be playing Descartes now, so it wouldn’t match. I probably should have done it anyway.

We had a couple of new players join this time. One was Karrah, who previously played in a Lightning Flippers tournament. She did not realize league was going on but Stephanie spotted her and asked her to join, which she did by joining in on the last game with that group and then finishing the rest of the bank on her own. Greg, who previously played in part of a league season a couple years back, also made a return. Greg was very enthusiastically talking up Danny’s abilities to me – as though I needed a reminder! The last time I played A division in LPL, Danny is the one who took me out when I brought a knife to an H-bomb fight on Rush.

At one point I wandered over to Derik and asked what I thought of the new league logo I had commissioned from a graphic designer. He said “pretty sweet” but obviously knew that I was leading up to asking about T-shirts. We are currently planning to get shirts done soon and just need to work out acquiring some art assets from Pinball Pete’s so we can include their sponsorship.

Now that the two banks are complete, we can declare the winners on them. Joseph held on to his top position on Bank 1 “Kant” (and I kept my #2, because Joseph always has to one-up me). Danny took top honors on Bank 2, “Descartes,” ahead of Brian K. Right now there is still no way to declare an overall frontrunner because everyone drops two nights, so we’re all tied for first. Get your screenshot in now!

Our Tuesday Night Smackdown game was Godzilla, and the random number generator chose TMNT as the B division game, because of course it did. Anytime it can pick TMNT, it does. Tim was our Smackdown Champion and Joseph won the B division.

I’ll be seeing everyone very soon for our next rotation, in which we will be playing Banks 3 and 4, known (to me and maybe Joseph and no one else) as “Hobbes” and “Spinoza.”