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  • League Night Recap for 1/28/25

    We had our second league night of the season on January 28, which finished our bank rotation between the first two banks (known to me and Joseph and probably no one else as “Ophiuchus” and “Lepus”). Due to an issue with Batman ’66, we had to switch in Ghostbusters for a backup game, which I don’t think very many people were excited about. When a game switch happens midway through a rotation, we don’t have the people who played the bank during the previous league night replay, since that would be impractical. Instead, we have two separate rankings on the games, each with their own 100/99/98 scores. This does result in the weirdness that for that given night the number of total points is inflated since there are two 100s, two 99s, etc., but I decided it was the least bad way to deal with it.

    Two Peters for the price of one: now that’s a Value Price!

    The league seems to be growing again as we had more new new players: Darien (Linda’s neighbor, if I’ve got this right), who has played pinball a long time but never in competition; Luc, whom I didn’t get to talk to very much yet; and mother-daughter combo Kim and Payton. Some of the new players were curious about Peter’s streaming rig, which made another appearance tonight, and I was excited to explain to them that people stream pinball on Twitch.

    Devon is presumably giving his usual helpful advice to Joseph, like “you should shoot that ramp that you keep missing” and “maybe don’t drain.”

    Our Tuesday Night Smackdown game was on Godzilla, so Peter set the streaming rig up on that. The B division was on Monster Bash. Smackdown champion Jason asked if he could wear what he called my “bunny hat” for the photo, meaning the hat that we draw numbers out of for bank assignments at the start of each league night, a tradition dating back to the Matt days. I said sure, but it’s a deer hat, to which he responded that he just assumed it would be a bunny since it was mine. I do own multiple bunny hats (as well as a bunny hoodie and a bunny-hooded cape) but, as I explained, the hat was actually an impulse buy at a gas station somewhere up north many years ago. It was either in Grayling or Gaylord, I forget which – somewhere it made sense to be selling a deer camp souvenir. I managed to prevail in the B division on Monster Bash to join my hat in the photo.

    Jason assesses the situation as he steps up to play in Smackdown finals.
    Jason wears my deer hat to celebrate being the Smackdown champion and I give a thumbs up for winning B division.

    After the first two weeks, the standings aren’t meaningful yet (since everyone drops the two lowest nights), but the final scores for the bank rotation are complete, at least. Right now our champ on Bank 1, Ophiuchus (“the Snake Bearer”), is Danny. Second place belongs to Josh and third to Tim. The winner of Bank 2, Lepus (“The Hare”), is also Danny, but this time Tim has second and Derik has third.

    We’re less than a day away from our next league meeting. Peter will surely bring his rig again and we’ll have the usual fun with our Smackdown side tournament, so come early to put some games in! See you all soon!

  • Season 22 Results and Standings

    Here is the league’s Google spreadsheet, used to keep track of season standings:

    Season 22 Results and Standings

  • League Night Recap for 1/14/25

    Season 21 got off to an exciting start on January 14. The biggest development was that Peter brought the new streaming rig he had built. That’s right, after 11 years of existence*, LPL has joined the big league! It had its soft launch during the previous week’s Lightning Flippers meet, but we had trouble keeping the Internet connection live that time. This time Peter dropped the quality so we were able to stream all night, dividing time between The Beatles (one of the games in bank Lepus) and Cactus Canyon (the Smackdown game).

    Brian and Nick are hard at work in the pinball mines.

    Another source of excitement was the return of previous league members Mark C., Nick, and Todd, who were absent last season. Now if only Pat would come back, since people keep asking me about him and I don’t know where he disappeared to.

    Friend of the league Christy officially joined the league this season. We also were joined by new player Dar, who I believe is a friend of Nathan.

    Peter adjusts the streaming rig.

    Bank 1 (Ophiuchus) started off the same way as last season, with Black Knight: Sword of Rage having a malfunction (I don’t remember what it was last time, but this time it was the catapult giving unearned multiballs) and being switched out. The backup game chosen from Bank 7 was Venom. Unfortunately this did force a couple of groups to replay their league game, leading to a rather late ending.

    Devon keeping his snarky comments to himself as he watches Jason play in the Smackdown tournament.

    Our Tuesday Night Smackdown game was on Cactus Canyon. This was my first time trying out Matchplay as a way of running the Smackdown tournament, which allows me to more quickly see who is qualified for A and B division. As it happens, it also makes for a better streaming display, so Peter was happy. Our Smackdown winner was Jason, and the B division went to Joseph.

    Jason plays Cactus Canyon on the stream.

    Prior to league I made another attempt to get my button maker to press buttons to give out and it was once again misfiring, which we can’t figure out the source of, since it’s not really something with working parts that can go wrong. Some investigation seems to suggest it might be the printer paper I’m using so I’m going to experiment with that. Joseph and I have both been very busy and much of our pinball time has been devoted to getting ready for and then running the women’s state tournament, so I hope I’ll have more time to work on league stuff now that it’s over. That’s also what has put Joseph behind on getting the league scores entered.

    The Smackdown B division winner Joseph, and champion Jason.

    *To the best of my knowledge, the Lansing Pinball League is the third oldest league in the state, preceded only by the Grand Rapids Pinball League and Marvin’s Pinball League. There are other leagues that pre-date it, but they are no longer in existence.

  • When the March Hare gets mad, does he rage tilt?

    The annual Stephen T. Kendrick Memorial March Hare Madness tournament, a charity tournament benefiting the Rabbit and Small Animal Rescue of Westland, returns to The Avenue Cafe on March 18, 2025. The tournament is named in honor of Stephen (2006-2016), the greatest rabbit ever to hop the earth, a giant among rabbits.

    This will be a timed group matchplay tournament using the Critical Hit deck. If you haven’t played a Critical Hit tournament before, you’re in for a treat! Every player is dealt cards that allow them to “cast spells” during the tournament. You could force someone to play a game without viewing the display, shake the game to give someone tilt warnings, or even trade scores. It’s a wild time fitting for the name March Hare Madness! Plus, rabbits and magic… it’s a whole thing.

    The tournament kicks off at 6 pm and we will play rounds until 10 pm at which point the top four players will play a three-game finals match. The entry fee is $10 which goes 90% to RASA Rescue and 10% to the Sharpe cartel.

  • Dungeons & Dragons: The Tyrant’s Eye Coming to The Avenue

    The Avenue Cafe will be receiving a limited edition model Dungeons & Dragons: The Tyrant’s Eye! We will be holding two launch parties.

    The open launch party will be on March 4 and will start at 6:30 pm. It will be a 4-strikes, head-to-head tournament with arena priority set to D&D, meaning one match every round will be played on it.

    The Lightning Flippers women’s launch party will be on March 8 at 4:30 pm and will use the same format as the open launch.

    Both launch parties will give away a translite as a random prize and have an official launch party plaque for the winner! The open launch party will also give away a banner by random drawing and Stern Insider Connected users who log in during the tournament will receive the virtual launch party badge.

  • Finals Recap part 2: Tim’s Long Winter Is Over

    The long-predicted new champion of the Lansing Pinball League finally emerged on December 17 as Tim dethroned season 20 champion Brian K. in a two-round final playoff match. Many in the league had been predicting “the season of Tim” for a few seasons now, but in Season 20 Tim was defeated by Brian K. in a similarly hard-fought match. Both times Tim came up through the second-chance bracket.

    This final round took place immediately before Super-Ball XXI, popularly known as the Zen Tournament. After the dust of the final battle on Godzilla settled, the attendees finished making up their pairings for the tournament. As neither Tim nor Brian had arranged a partner, the tournament director (this reporter) suggested that they should get together and form a champions’ team, and they did. Christy, who as yet had not participated in league activities but had often visited the league, decided to play and paired with Nathan. Past league participant Orneal also stopped by, offering to play only if someone was needed to even up the teams, but we ended up with an even number this time. It was a festive tournament, being so close to the holidays, and Christy also brought candy sleighs and Christmas cards for everyone.

    Ultimately, the Dream Team of Derik and Danny defeated the Champs Team of Tim and Brian in a final match that ended up Black Knight: Sword of Rage. This is the second consecutive win by the Derik-Danny combo.

  • Finals Recap Part 1: Biff Gets Away with B Division

    Derik poses with his third place trophy. He wanted Tim in the photo, but whether Tim will get first or second remains undecided.

    Finals night for Season XXI on December 10 finished with Biff winning the B division championship and A division still left with a final match to go. This season the plan was to break before the final match and run it by appointment, since we would likely be unable to finish the 11-person bracket before closing time, as happened in Season XX. Brian, who progressed through the winner bracket, left before the second-chance bracket finished, leaving Derik and Tim to battle it out in the loser bracket until around midnight. Tim prevailed, leaving Derik to go home with the third-place plaque and setting up a repeat of last season’s Brian-versus-Tim finals. Notably, Danny was unable to attend league finals this season due to being on a cruise. Derik remarked that he was probably playing pinball on the cruise, because there is no way Danny would agree to go on a cruise ship that had no pinball machines.

    Linda plays in the Tuesday Night Smackdown tournament while Brian plays in the main tournament.

    In B division, Peter finished his first season in LPL with a third place plaque and Biff clawed his way up out of the second-chance bracket to challenge Bryan, who had already beaten him once in the winner bracket. In the first round, he defeated Bryan 2-0, so it went into a second round. It was getting late by the end and Biff decided he wanted things to get over with so he chose the league’s closest thing to a coin-flipper, Getaway. This paid off for him as the B division tournament ended with Biff winning the final round 2-1.

    Christy and Dan take a break at the bar.

    Heather also presented the usual end-of-season awards. Two of the three went to league newcomer Nathan, who won Most Improved and Worst Game. The Most Improved award is determined by looking at the growth rate of a player over the season and the likelihood that this statistical growth exceeds what would be expected by chance. Joseph runs the numbers and presents a few likely candidates and then Heather makes a final judgment about the award. The other two finalists for the award this season were Danny and Ethan. Worst Game is given to the player whose score on a game is the furthest below the mean on that game for the night, and Nathan won it for a 164M game on Attack from Mars. I’m not sure if it is unfortunate or fortunate that Nathan was ill and unable to attend finals, because when I read the score Derik made me repeat it and then reacted with considerable astonishment. Everyone agreed that it is actually difficult to get a score that low on Attack from Mars, so it is a kind of achievement.

    The Best Game award is given for the person whose score is the highest above the mean for a night, and this season it went to Brian, who scored 627M on Stranger Things.

    A Tuesday Night Smackdown was also played off on Uncanny X-Men in order to allow people to get the Launch Party badge that was mistakenly not activated during the actual launch party last month. Peter was our Smackdown champion, which also gives him his first official IFPA tournament win. Linda won the B division on Scared Stiff by a very narrow margin.

    Smackdown B division winner Linda and champion Peter.

    Brian and Tim are set to play off the final match of A division tonight at about 5:30 pm, after which we will have our post-season split flipper tournament, Super-Ball XXI at 7 pm.

  • League Night Recap for 11/26/24

    We had the last qualifying night of Season 18 two days before Thanksgiving, which probably accounts for it being a slightly smaller turnout than usual. Some of the bad luck we had with games in the last two banks continued. Joseph had his score suddenly jump by 160 million points just by flipping a few times on X-Men, so I was going to pull the game for having a stuck switch, but Derik went to look at it. He put it into maintenance mode, couldn’t see anything wrong, started it back up and flipped the flipper about 100 times and nothing happened again. Then he turned to Joseph and said, “So you want to be a pinball tech.” I declared the game “good to go unless anything else happens” and as far as I know, nothing else did. We weren’t so fortunate with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which went back to its old tricks and this time Derik wasn’t able to fix it before league, so we ended up with Black Knight: Sword of Rage instead. The way we handle this with the split banks is that everyone is just ranked against other people who played the same game. This results in a bit of weirdness as we then have two 100s, two 99, two 98s, etc. for the fifth game of the bank, but that’s better than trying to make an entire half of the league scratch and replay a game.

    Tim watching Derik play Uncanny X-Men.

    The other members of my group were Derik and Tim. I told everyone I would do my best to keep the average game time down but instead Tim and I both tore up Godzilla, causing Derik to complain that it was throwing his game off having to wait so long in between balls. Later, Tim finished up the night by playing an absolutely epic 14.3B game of Attack from Mars. Their last ball must have gone on for half an hour and I think they had three Total Annihilations on that ball alone. They had all the elements of Ruling the Universe except for not having destroyed Mars yet. I was really hoping to see it happen but unfortunately due to league rules, Tim ended up by having to plunge off at least two extra balls.

    Tim playing Star Wars in the B division Smackdown.

    Nathan’s friend and league spectator Christy showed up again, and I clarified that I had indeed spelled her name wrong in the last league report. However, she was so pleased to have been mentioned in the league report that she could not stop reassuring me that she didn’t care I had spelled it wrong. Nevertheless, I have the correct spelling now. Christy has declared that she is the league’s official cheerleader (she revised this after deciding “groupie” wasn’t really the way to go) although I think it would be great if she just joins as a player next season.

    “J’Accuse!”

    Danny ended up winning the qualifying season, with Josh in second and a tie for third between Brian and Tim. Dan N. would be the top seed in B division, except that there’s been an unexpected development: Danny let me know he would not be able to make it to finals because he will be on a cruise. He said that he knew about the cruise and knew about finals but somehow had just not put together in his head that they conflicted – we’ve all done something like that. This means that Josh will get to be top seed in the final tournament and former B division champ Dan N. is going to have to play with the big dogs in A this season.

    Undercard winner Jason and Smackdown champ Heather (me). I was actually trying to pretend I was holding a lightsaber, but instead it just looks like I’m shaking my imaginary maracas.

    We had a Tuesday Night Smackdown game on The Mandalorian, and wouldn’t you know, the random number generator decreed that we would play the B division on Star Wars. The champion this time was Heather – yeah, that’s me! I think this might be only my second Smackdown win. Jason won the B division on Star Wars.

    Christy, Ethan, and Nathan hanging out after league.

    Tonight we’ll have our final tournament and then next week will be the Super-Ball, also known as the Zen tournament, our post-season split-flipper tournament. Tonight will also be a second chance for people to collect the launch party badge for X-Men, as I made an error getting the badge enabled for our launch party so people did not receive it as they should have. Just come anytime and log in at some point during the night and you should receive it.

  • League Night Recap for 11/12/24

    November 12 was our seventh night of the season and the beginning of our final bank rotation. Bank 8 is always used to finish up anything that hasn’t been played yet in the season, and then the remainder is decided by vote. We had very few votes this time, but the clear winner was Jaws, followed by a couple of votes for Attack from Mars. Bank 7 contained Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but before league I heard that it might need to be pulled for a malfunction. When this happens during the last league night I use the also-rans in the vote as backup games. There were two other games that had received any votes at all, Godzilla and Batman ’66. I flipped a coin and it turned up for Godzilla, to Josh’s disappointment (he was the vote for Batman). I was certainly glad to play something other than TMNT. To my disappointment, but his credit, Derik was able to get TMNT working again, so it got put back in. However, soon after the start of league play, it was discovered that Jaws in Bank 8 had a beneficial malfunction and I decided to replace it. I initially told Josh we would go to Batman as I forgot that Godzilla was no longer needed in Bank 8, and he got excited until I corrected myself and said “Wait, I already drew Godzilla, it’ll be Godzilla.” Josh expressed dismay at my “takesy-backsies.” Sorry!

    We had a surprise visit from Christine V., who played in the league many seasons ago along with her husband Jake. Christine was on her way to a job in Wixom, putting Lansing on the way for her, so she came by and played as a guest player. Strangely enough, Nathan’s friend Kristy (I have very likely spelled that wrong), who didn’t play but hung out with our group, told me she was from Wixom. I hadn’t thought about Wixom in years, then somehow it came up for me twice in one night.

    Because of the Jaws substitution, the composition of groups, and the number of long-playing games, we had an especially drawn-out league night. At the end we had our usual Tuesday Night Smackdown, this time on The Simpsons Pinball Party. One of our new players this season, Emily, made the top group for finals. There were times in the past she also would have qualified to play but had already left by the time we did the playoff. It turns out that she hadn’t understood how the Smackdown worked and didn’t know she needed to stay for the final match. She took fourth for the night, marking her first time playing in an IFPA tournament finals match. Tim was the overall champion, and over in the B division on The Mandalorian, Joseph got the win.

    Smackdown champ Tim, and undercard winner Joseph. Sorry about the horrendous flash, but it was veeeeeery dark in that spot.

    After the Smackdown, I realized I had completely forgotten to take any photos for the night except the one of the winners at the end. Peter suggested that we stage some photos to recreate the league night using the diehards who were still around at the end of the Smackdown. Those photos follow.

    League night (re-creation): I give instructions for the night, using the pose of Socrates from the painting “The Death of Socrates” by Jacques Louis David. Photo by Joseph.
    League night (re-creation): Mike reacts to a drain, Peter plays, Joseph and Ethan goof around. Yeah, looks accurate.
    League night (re-creation): Peter, Mike, Ethan, and Emily as themselves; Joseph as Bryan.

    In other recent news, we had both our women’s and open launch parties for Uncanny X-Men. I won the women’s launch after defeating Linda in finals, and Danny toppled Tim to win the open launch.

  • Silver Balls in the City Shines Again

    The annual Silver Balls in the City charity tournament will take place on December 26, 2024 at The Avenue Cafe. The festivities will kick off at 6:30 pm. This tournament will support the Capital Area Humane Society. We will be doing group strikes again this year, but instead of progressive strikes we will be doing “fair strikes,” which should keep us from quite such a late finish as we had last year. The strikes in a four player group will be 0/1/1/2 (1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th place), in a three player group will be 0/1/2, and in a two-player group will be 0/2.

    Cost to enter is $10 plus coin drop (average 75 cents per game) and we’ll have prize drawings and a charity raffle! Anyone wearing a Christmas sweater or other Christmas attire will have an extra $2 donated to CAHS on their behalf. This is usually our most popular tournament of the year; let’s make it an all-time record!