League Night Preview: 2/10/15

Tonight is the third meeting of our fourth season.  Some members of the league have barely recovered from the IFPA state championship in Grand Rapids on Saturday, but last meeting’s shakeups mean that no one can relax!  Matt’s random number generator managed to choose the exact same games this time as last (one of our league mathematicians, Joseph, tells me the odds of this happening are 1 in 715); he threatened to make us all play 4 games of Simpsons instead, so we could go home early. I assume he must have changed his mind and rerolled, since this is the slate he has posted:

  • Austin Powers, which we were supposed to play last time but kept eating quarters.
  • World Cup Soccer, which we were also supposed to play last time but the right flipper was not working.
  • Junk Yard, which has no serious issues to the best of my knowledge.
  • Medieval Madness. Aw yeah, Medieval Madness! Shoot the castle! Shoot the castle! Shoot the castle!! Or be a rebel and go for multiball. It’s your funeral.

I will be mighty surprised if we actually play all those games. Remember, my streak of writing previews with games we did not actually play has been unbroken since I started this blog in the fall. But we shall see soon enough.

See you tonight at 7 p.m.!

 

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League Night Recap for 1/27/15

Last week’s league night – the second meeting of Season 4 – was a night of shakeups.  Sarah ruled the night, leaving Alex and Chris in her dust in second place.  Two of last season’s Battlers for Third, Joseph and Mike S., landed near the bottom of the pile.  And Austin Powers found an entirely new way to break.

Greg getting ready to play.

Greg gets ready to play TotAN while Danny plays a side game of Getaway.

Joseph had a lot to live up to, because of his recent spectacular game of The Walking Dead.  Chris said to me, “I asked your husband what he did to get that score.  He was less than helpful.”  “What did he say?” I asked.  “He said ‘keep the ball in play.'”

We had been scheduled to play The Walking Dead, Theatre of Magic, Tales of the Arabian Nights, and World Cup Soccer.  As I predicted, WCS was still down.  I was dismayed to learn that we would be playing Austin “Ugly and Talks Too Much” Powers instead.  Before I could even ask Mike to break it for me, it turned out that Austin Powers was broken too.  Greg had previously broken a piece off its plunger which had subsequently fallen into the ball return mechanism.  Thanks, Greg!

Unfortunately, the substitute that we did eventually play was The Simpsons, renowned as the most brutal game at the Avenue.  Mike’s bad showing this week was due in large part to an abysmal Simpsons game that saw him get his ball returned to him twice.  If The Simpsons pities you enough to give you a second chance, you know it’s bad.  Unfortunately his second chances didn’t score much better.  He redeemed his pride by setting a high score with his league game on The Walking Dead.

A crowd in the alcove

Joseph glares at the camera with the look he usually reserves for a game that has offended him. OK, so I didn’t get any good pictures this week.

Joseph can blame his disappointing night, in part, on a catastrophic  (289K) game of TotAN.  Just as he predicted, he also utterly failed to live up to the legacy of his epic Walking Dead grand champion game.   Instead, he seems to have passed his luck on to me: I earned about 53M, a personal best by a good margin, on my league game of TWD.  I was feeling pretty darned good about this when, a little while later, I happened to look over and see Sarah taking the game apart.  She was in the high 60 millions and counting.  I didn’t see what score she finished with, but it was certainly a good one.  I was not surprised to see her first place finish this week.

As on the previous league night, Jake suggested – no, insisted – that we go to Theio’s afterward.  Joseph, Alex, Sarah, Aaron, Jake, Mike, Sam, and I headed over to Theio’s, where they pushed tables together for us.  Greg ducked out on us at the last moment but promised to come next time.  It was a bit earlier this time (Jake had promised Sam that they wouldn’t stay in Lansing until 1 a.m. again) so once things broke up Joseph and I actually headed back to the Avenue, where we played some games with Aaron before finally calling it a night sometime after midnight.

The standings after the second meeting have shifted considerably.  Alex is now in second, just one point behind Chris, and Sarah has moved up to third.  The season is still much too early to make predictions.  It will be very interesting to see how things develop at our next meeting on February 10.

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Results for League Night #2, Season 4, 1/27/15

Results for League Night #2, Season 4, 1/27/15

This wk.OverallPlayerPoints this wk.Points overall
13Sarah5798
22Alex53107
21Chris53108
45Matt4576
54Aaron4483
67Danny4072
710Sam3970
811Heather3463
914Eric2945
913Russell2954
1112Jake2759
126Joseph2673
139James2571
147Mike S.1872
1515Greg1835
1617Mark1616
1716Kristen017

Players receiving 0 points for the week were absent.

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League Night Preview: 1/27/14

The agony of defeat.

The agony of defeat.

It’s time for another League Night, the second of Season 4.  As usual, Matt has randomly chosen our games:

  • The Simpsons Pinball Party. Arrrrghhhhhhhh….
  • World Cup Soccer. This one seems likely to get switched with something else, since recently the left flipper has not been staying upright when held. That’s fine; I’d hate to break my perfect failure streak. My preview post has never once successfully listed all the games we ended up playing, and this time will probably not be the exception.
  • The Walking Dead. Joseph is not looking forward to this after playing a Grand Champion game of it during the off week. He says, “I am going to be completely humiliated every single time we play Walking Dead at league forevermore.”
  • Tales of the Arabian Nights. I’m looking forward to this one: the lamp has been spinning very well and now that there are some lights in the alcove, Lightning Lamp won’t be quite as terrifying. If I’m lucky, I’ll play it after SPP to get the bad taste out of my mouth.

See you all at 7 p.m. tomorrow (Tuesday) at the Avenue!

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League Night Recap for 1/13/15

After a short break for the holidays, league play resumed with the first meeting of Season 4 on Tuesday.  The usual suspects were joined by a couple of new members: Kristen, whom I previously met at the Arcade and Marvin’s Leagues, and Sam, a Grand Rapids League member coaxed over to Lansing by Jake.  Russell, who was absent for nearly all of Season 3, and Eric, who abstained from Season 3 due to work obligations, made a return.

Kristen and Russell

Kristen and Russell playing in the downstairs alcove.  Note the overhead lights reflecting off the tables.

We were scheduled to play Austin Powers, Theatre of Magic, Monster Bash, and Junk Yard.  Prior to the meeting I had asked Mike to please use his gremlin powers to break Austin Powers for me.  While Matt was feeding Austin Powers, it stole several of his quarters, so he decided to strike it from the day’s schedule and substitute Attack from Mars.  When I next ran into Mike, he greeted me with, “You’re welcome.”  The streak continues unbroken: I have never yet written a League Night Preview that actually included all the games we ended up playing.

Speaking of Mike’s machine-wrecking tendencies, no one slam tilted Junk Yard tonight.  To make up for this, Matt helpfully slam tilted Attack from Mars, thus sparing Chris from the burden of having to rule the universe.  I was downstairs and didn’t witness this event, but Joseph did, and he reported to me that Matt just slid the table a few inches.  In Joseph’s opinion, it deserved a tilt, but was not nearly aggressive enough to merit a slam tilt.

Matt and Russell

Russell explains to Matt why yoga is more important than pinball.

Joseph had a particularly good league game of Junk Yard, and got to put his initials in as the Junk Champion.  He got to enjoy this for maybe as much as an hour before noticing that the Junk Champion had gone back to CST.  According to Mike, this happened during Chris’s league game too.

As for my group, I ended up with James, Danny, and Alex.  I edged out the narrowest victory over second place James in our group’s Theatre of Magic game, but came in a distant fourth in all other games, while my group-mates performed admirably, especially in a high-scoring game of Monster Bash.  I believe this was James’s best-scoring night since he joined the league.

Since I hate league night being over for two weeks, I almost always linger until everyone else gives up and goes home.  This time I was joined in the late night lingering by Jake, Sam, Joseph, Greg, and Mike.  We hung around until about 11:30 – which might be the latest I have managed to drag the evening out – and then Jake said, “Let’s all go to Theio’s!”  I thought this was a brilliant suggestion.  We all piled into a booth at Theio’s, where we discussed, among less printable things, roller coasters.  As I have been a roller coaster enthusiast since long before I discovered pinball, it does not take much to encourage me to talk about them at length and in excessive detail.  The only thing better than amusement parks, in my book, is playing pinball at amusement parks, and the only thing better than pinball is amusement park themed pinball. My life may have peaked last summer when Joseph and I played Cyclone in the arcade at Rye Playland.

It was great to see everyone again, and I’m also quite happy to have Theatre of Magic added to our selection of games at the Avenue.  It was my original favorite pinball machine, and though it has been surpassed in my affections as I’ve become acquainted with more games, it is still easily in my top 5.  The Avenue has it turned up good and loud, too, which is a nice change from the barely-audible Addams Family it replaced.  The Avenue has also turned the lights back on in the downstairs alcove and though no one would say it’s bright in there, it is certainly an improvement.

I have posted the complete results as well as added a few photos to the gallery, though I’m sorry to say most of my photos this time didn’t turn out well.  See you January 27 at the next league night!

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Results for League Night #1, Season 4, 1/13/15

Results for League Night #1, Season 4, 1/13/15

This Wk.OverallPlayerPoints This Wk.Points Overall
11Chris5555
22Alex5454
33Joseph4747
33Mike S.4747
55James4646
66Sarah4141
77Aaron3939
88Danny3232
88Jake3232
1010Matt3131
1010Sam3131
1212Heather2929
1313Russell2525
1414Greg1717
1414Kristen1717
1616Eric1616
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League Night Preview: 1/13/15

Season 4 of the Lansing Pinball League starts tonight.  It’s traditional for any new addition to the Avenue’s games to be included in the next league night, and this time the new addition is Theatre of Magic.  ToM was my original favorite pinball game, back in the days before I discovered FunHouse, and it’s still near the top of my list.  The volume is up nice and high so you can hear the great voices and music quite well.  I think it is going to be a welcome addition to our lineup.

Matt has announced the games for tonight as the follows:

  • Austin Powers. I have asked Mike S. to please break it for me so I don’t have to listen to its awful yammering.
  • Theatre of Magic. If there is any justice, my affinity for bunnies, even devilbunnies, ought to help me.
  • Monster Bash. A lot of people in the league are really good at this one. I wouldn’t be surprised to see some Monsters of Rock action during league play.
  • Junk Yard. Handle with care! And hope Mike isn’t in your group.

It’s also been decided that we are going to be changing the league format a little this season, with points determining seeding for an end-of-season playoff for final standings. The exact format for the playoff tournament is still being determined.

See you all tonight at the Avenue at 7 p.m.!

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Super-Ball III Recap

Super-Ball III, the post-season tourney for Season 3, happened December 16.  Shortly afterward I got broadsided by the holidays and failed to write a recap.  I’m a firm believer in “better late than never” but this is about as late as it gets, with Season 4 starting tomorrow!

Danny and Aaron

Danny and Aaron, teamed up on Attack from Mars.

As in previous seasons, the competition took the form of a “Zen” tourney, with two players per team, each playing one flipper.  This is a very fun format that evens out the skill levels and really challenges players to concentrate and anticipate partners’ moves.  Communication is key, as players need to agree on a strategy ahead of time and constantly negotiate with each other during play.

The bracket was double elimination, and each round was best two of three.  The assigned games were Attack from Mars, Monster Bash, and (as the tie-breaker) Medieval Madness.

Although it briefly looked like I was to be paired with Joseph again (just like last season, when we won the tourney undefeated together), a latecomer ended up changing the team pairings and I instead got paired with Mike “The Gremlin” S., while Joseph ended up with Greg.  Mike and I have played a lot of pinball together over the last six months, so I think it was my next best pairing after Joseph.

When we beat the Chris and James team, Mike and I agreed (after some goading by others) to both walk up to Chris and say “In your face!”  I resolved to do it, and walked toward him with my finger jabbing the air… at the exact moment I noticed that he had stuck his hand out to shake.  It was too late to stop the insult from coming out of my mouth, and he stood there with his hand out and a rather startled look on his face.  I’m not going to lie: I felt like a heel.  “I was trying to show some professionalism,” came Chris’s reply.  Oops.

(The pangs of guilt didn’t stop me from rolling down the car window and yelling “In your face!” at Chris again as we pulled up at the tournament in Fremont two weeks later.)

We did quite well, and got to the semi-final round to be knocked out by Joseph and Greg, who were tearing through the competition despite being the low seed.  They went on to victory, after having to beat the formidable team of Aaron and Danny twice in a row in order to knock them out of the tournament.  Joseph and Greg won four straight games in a row against them to finish the night and take the Zen trophies.

Joseph and Greg

Joseph and Greg with their Zen trophies.  Not pictured: Chris with his Season 3 trophy.

We also received new T-shirts for the season, designed by Sarah S., and Chris got his Season 3 championship trophy.  The trophy was, once again, a very nice silver cup attached to a marble base.  I remarked on how heavy it was and suggested to Chris that if a burglar ever breaks into his house, he could grab it to use as a weapon.  He replied, “I’m confused.  I’ve only got two hands, how will I grab all three of them?”  Unfortunately I failed to get a picture of Chris with his trophy, but I’ve got two other photos like it, so that’s fine.

That’s it for Season 3!  You can find all the photos from the Zen tourney and the rest of Season 3 in the Photo Gallery.  See you tomorrow at the opener of Season 4!

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League Night Recap for 12/2/14 (and Zen Tournament Preview)

As I have not yet completely worked out my strategy for quitting my job and devoting myself to a life of pinball hedonism, I have been kept busy by the end-of-term crunch.  As a result I sadly did not find time to write my usual League Night Recap for 12/2/14.  This is too bad especially since it was an exciting finale that saw the third place position decided by a mere 5 points.  (Joseph still cannot believe he has gotten good enough for third place, but I don’t think he’s about to give it back either.)

Joe Cool AKA Aaron

Joe Cool, hanging around the change machine.

Speaking of Joseph, remember the League Night Preview for 12/2/14?  The one in which Joseph was said to be scoffing at the idea we would play Getaway, due to its track record of breaking every league night?  Well, during practice, the launcher broke again.  Matt responded by yelling “damn it, Joseph!” and accusing him of having jinxed it.  Naturally, I rushed to Joseph’s defense by blaming Mike the Gremlin instead, which Matt was willing to agree to.  Mike pointed out that he had not been playing it, but I said that his mere presence is enough to cause things to malfunction.

Anyway, it’s official: we have not once actually played all the games on my League Night Preview.  Man plans, the gods of pinball laugh.

Matt Laughs

Matt laughing at the existential futility of it all. Either that or something to do with the new Star Wars trailer.

Getaway was replaced with World Cup Soccer, which I was initially excited about — Getaway usually hates me, WCS usually treats me gently — but in the end my generally bad night did not take a break.  I had finally started to recover on my third ball of WCS, when I got too desperate to save my ball and tilted, losing a bonus that was probably 100M or more.  Joseph told me to remember what Chris told me: “If you’re not tilting, you’re not playing.”  Unfortunately, as a trained logician, I know that this does not entail that if you are tilting you are playing and I am pretty sure I was not playing.  On the bright side, my group’s game of WCS did lead to a remark by Aaron that gets my coveted “Quote of the Night” distinction.  While (or possibly just after) losing a ball, he hit the Magna-Save, and I remarked that I never think to use it.  He replied, “I only use it ironically.”

Greg, Alex, and Aaron

Alex thinks, “This is my chance to sabotage the Magna-Save while Aaron is distracted.”

Our other games for the night were The Walking Dead, Junk Yard, and Monster Bash.  As far as I know, no one slam tilted Junk Yard this time, so there’s a small victory.  I am all too familiar with The Walking Dead — in fact with that exact table since the high score table betrayed it as the one that has just left The Arcade in Brighton — and as usual the magnet threw the ball straight down the middle for me.  Or that’s my excuse, anyway.  A semi-decent game on Monster Bash is the only thing that saved my pride.

Tonight also saw the return of Russell at long last, whose single night of play will guarantee him a high-ranking partner for the Zen Tournament, which was surely his plan all along.

Although my disappointing night lost me the 10th place finish I was hoping for (as it would equal my last season placement), this has been a great season for me overall, and a great year of learning the joys of pinball.  Thanks very much to Matt for starting and organizing the league, without which I would never have discovered this amazing hobby.

Jake in a Chair

Jake found a new favorite chair.

Tonight is our traditional post-season Zen Tournament.  Two-person teams are set up by pairing the highest and lowest ranked person, then the second highest and second lowest, and so on.  Then it’s one person to each flipper for a double elimination tournament.  Part of the fun is that no one knows who the teams are going to be until it starts, since it’s impossible to predict exactly who will show up.  Well, except for the people who are guaranteed to show up; you would need dynamite to keep me away.

See you all at 7 p.m. at the Avenue for the Zen Tournament!  And don’t forget you can see my latest League photos in the gallery page and the final standings summarized here.

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Season 3 Final Standings

The final standings for season 3 are in!  Congratulations to Chris for winning the third season in a row, to Rodney for a runaway 2nd place finish, and to Joseph for taking the hotly contested 3rd place.

Final Standings

  1. Chris
  2. Rodney
  3. Joseph
  4. Matt
  5. Mike St.
  6. Danny
  7. Aaron
  8. Sarah
  9. Jake
  10. Mark
  11. Heather
  12. Christine
  13. Alex
  14. Mike G.
  15. Greg
  16. Terry
  17. Shila
  18. Todd
  19. Amanda
  20. James
  21. Samantha
  22. Russell
  23. Jamie
  24. Sam

For more detail, look at the results for the final league night.  It’s been a great season thanks to all the great players in the league.  See you at the Zen Tournament!

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