League Night Recap for 8/26/25

It was our second league night of Season 23, so we finished the first full rotation of banks 1 and 2, which are named (for reasons best known to myself) Anaxagoras and Aristotle. We were also joined by a few new pinball seekers. The first was Brian, who was invited to join the proceedings late but who decided to just watch and hang out instead. (I kidded him that we already had a Brian/Bryan quota, but I’m pretty sure that isn’t why he declined to compete.) Brian had noticed an unusually large number of pinball players a couple of weeks previous when he had dropped into the Avenue to get a few games in, so he tracked down the league’s Facebook page and figured out how to find us again. Unfortunately, his schedule will prevent him from playing as a regular member, but he did put in a game for our Tuesday Night Smackdown side tournament on Attack from Mars.

Josh hard at work pulping some fiction.

The second was the mysterious, pseudonymous Hayley Hyena, who did not join the league but whose name showed up on my Smackdown score sheet. Linda was able to point out Hayley in the bar, and I got to break the news to her that she had qualified for A division of the Smackdown with a 3+ billion AfM score. She ended up coming in second, not bad at all for someone’s first ever official IFPA tournament.

Nathan seems less than impressed with his bonus.

The third new player did actually join the league properly. Christy’s friend Jonathan, who has often spectated league in the past, and has played in one of the charity tournaments, decided to take the plunge and pay dues for the season.

I can’t resist writing a little bit about my own modest accomplishment of the night, which is that I set the top score for the league on Medieval Madness with about 67 million. There was a time when that wouldn’t have been expected to give you a first, but it seems to play tougher in recent times. I got about halfway through beating down the King of Payne’s castle when I drained my last ball. I haven’t finished the final castle in years so I fell to my knees with disappointment, but overall I really could not be sorry about that game!

Jason and Hayley playing in Smackdown finals.

Now that we have finished a complete rotation of banks 1 and 2, we can see the true winners of each bank. Danny took first on bank 1 with a whopping 494/500, giving him a 6 point lead over Tim. Over on bank 2, the winner was Brian K. with 492/500, giving him an impressive 14-point margin of victory over runner-up Joseph. At this point there is no way to say who is winning the league, because everyone drops the two lowest nights and we have only had two. After the next bank we will begin to see people break away from the current 25-way tie for first place.

Devon (Smackdown champ) and Jason (undercard winner) asked me to take their photo on the pool table. A pool player politely waited for them to get off before resuming his game. Apparently this was a parody of (or maybe I should say tribute to) Christy taking her own pool table portrait.

League ran a bit late due to having to switch out Star Wars (the substitute was Tales of the Arabian Nights), then we had our Smackdown finals on Attack from Mars and Black Knight: Sword of Rage (the B division game). Devon was the night’s champion, and Jason won the undercard.

That’s it for my recap of the good times! See you again very soon.